Ah, New Years…a time for fresh starts and optimism. I wish that were so in my case.

I’ve heard people say that whatever you were doing, at the stroke of midnight on New Years Eve, will set the pace for the year to come. For my sake, I hope that this isn’t true.

Most people, on New Years Eve, spend the time with family and friends. They have drinks and crazy parties, where they tell people their “new years resolutions,” and say empty phrases like, “things are going to be different this year,” or “I’m going to quit smoking and lose 60 pounds!”

Are things going to be different?

Can things really change for the better?

Can people quit smoking and lose those 60 vanity pounds?

My New Years was spent “working” at the Hard Rock Cafe, in Memphis. I was surrounded by hundreds of people bringing in the new year, with a beer in each hand spouting complaint after complaint about the admission price or this or that, all the wile wishing everyone a Happy New Year!

I just wanted to be somewhere else.

Here. Look at me.

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I’ve often asked my self the same question.

What is taking so long? Why haven’t we posted the next podcast? Its been recorded. Hell, we have two recorded!

I’ll tell you why. Better yet, I’ll show you.

This is why.

Thats right. Beer.

Just about everyone, who is a part of the podcast, is addicted to the stuff. Especially Grant Coleman.

I’m not saying that its a problem or anything. I’m just saying, blame it on the beer.

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Who does this look like? Anyone you know?

I know that its Rainn Wilson playing Dwight Schrute, from the American Office.

I would like to think that hes actually playing Grant Coleman. Yes. That Grant Coleman from Shut Up and Listen.

Here, take a look.

Now thats the best picture I could find right now, but I will be on the hunt for a better one.

Anyways, its not just me.

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So yeah, its been nothing but the podcast, for about two weeks now.

Justin and I have been working our asses off trying to get the website up and running. Grant has been busting his hump editing all of the songs. Things are shaping up very nicely.

Whats next, you ask?

I was just about to tell you.

Okay. In the near future we will have the release of a new online series, called “Dealing With…” Now, its not the full first episode…its just the teaser but I’m sure your going to like it.

The show is about these two guys, who are at the point in their life where they realize that they aren’t kids anymore and its time to grow up. Its about the experiences that they “deal with,” that allow them to reach their goal. Along the way, they will tackle various obstacles such as STDs, bad relationships, friends who fuck your x-girlfriends, moving away from home, asshole comment after asshole comment, and so on. Its going to be a lot of fun.

Coming in a day or so, episode two of the podcast!

In the next episode, we have a special guest. Here is a link to her myspace page. Don’t tell anyone I gave it to you, okay? Thanks.

- Jared

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Theres just something about that picture…you can hear him saying that, cant you? You can.

I was told, by someone on a film set…so it may not be true, that Christopher Walken is crazy as hell and heres why…

On the lakeside set of some film, a PA is sent to get Mr. Walken, from the makeup trailer.

No big deal, right? You would think so.

Anyways, the PA arrives at the makeup trailer, knocks, and enters. He asks around and finds out that Mr. Walken has already gone through makeup and was sent to set, unchaperoned.

The PA just about looses his shit. His first big job and he looses one of the actors!

He franticly searches the set for any sign of Chris Walken. I mean, you cant miss this guy, let alone look over him.

He looks at crafty…no luck. He goes to the trailers…no luck. He even checks back with the makeup trailer…you know, those makeup girls are kinda hot…no luck.

On his way to update the 2nd AD, his boss, the PA spots Mr. Walken by the lake.

Relieved, the PA runs over to him shouting, “Mr. Walken, your needed on the set!”

Chris doesn’t even hear him. Fully clothed, perfect hair and all. He just continues on his course, into the lake. With out a second thought, he walks into the water and disappears below the surface.

The PA, freaking out, runs to the edge of the lake, just as Christopher Walken bursts out of the water spouting, “Today! I am an alligator!”

The PA looks at him for a second, confused and shocked.

Chris continues, “Don’t come any closer or I’ll bite you!”

Now, I’m not sure if this is a true story but I’d like tho think it is.

I have another Chris Walken story…supposedly from the same set, but I’ll save that one for the podcast.

- Jared

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