Whats taking so long?!?
by jared on Oct.23, 2008, under Blogs, Jared Callan
I’ve often asked my self the same question.
What is taking so long? Why haven’t we posted the next podcast? Its been recorded. Hell, we have two recorded!
I’ll tell you why. Better yet, I’ll show you.
This is why.
Thats right. Beer.
Just about everyone, who is a part of the podcast, is addicted to the stuff. Especially Grant Coleman.
I’m not saying that its a problem or anything. I’m just saying, blame it on the beer.
Now, lets say that you were having a pint or two at Grants house.
Sure, the company is great, the place is clean, and you always leave happy and drunk.
Doesn’t sound too bad, does it? You wouldn’t think so, but theres one little thing that gets to me.
If you’ve been downing pint after pint, while Grant is spouting his new rhymes and bumping his fresh ass beats, your eventually going to have to take a piss, right?
Right.
Now your going to have to visit Rampal.
Lets meet him, shall we?
This is an album cover that his hanging over the toilet, in Grant and Josh’s house.
Imagine that every time that you have to take a piss, you know that this guy is going to be watching you the whole time. Trust me, your going to be pissing a lot. Just count how many times someone has said that they just got back from the pisser, on the podcast.
Yet again, I’m not saying its a bad thing…its just uncomfortable. And besides, whats a French guy doing playing the flute, while wearing a traditional Japanese kimono?
Only in Grant’s house…
- Jared


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