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I’m Bored, Text Me!
by jared on Aug.06, 2009, under Blogs, Jared Callan, iPhone App Review
If you’re like me, then you are a text whore. I live on my phone. For example, I’ve answered about ten texts since I started writing this review.
“How do you ever get anything done?,” you ask.
I have no idea.
I’m a social networking whore, as well. I like anything that connects me with other people, and today’s app does just that.

The Fool’s Ball
by jared on Apr.03, 2009, under Blogs, Jared Callan
So yeah…I’m at a small outdoor fest in Holly Springs, MS, called The Fools Ball. It’s a three day weekend full of local rock and a non stop party. Music, drinking, and camping…sounds fun to me.
A three day event that only costs $20. Plenty of cute girls and endless types of “fun” to be had.
I was very surprised to see that so many people here are into NOS. Every time I turn around, I see a handful of people with balloons. Very interesting.
So yeah, who knows what tomorrow will bring. We shall see.
Check out these pics of the giant bonfire and fire dancing
iPhone App Review: Simplify Media
by jared on Mar.04, 2009, under Blogs, Jared Callan, iPhone App Review
We all know that the iPhone is an amazing tool, but what would make it even better?
Have you ever been talking to someone about a song and had to tell them, while searching through your iPod, “No I don’t have it on me, but its in my iTunes at home?”
We’ve all been there but what if you having that particular song, at that particular moment, is the key to gaining that special someone’s attention? Who knows? It worked for Natalie Portman in Garden State…
You say, “How am I supposed to do that, Jared? I can’t carry my whole music library with me.”
I say, “Bullshit. You ever heard of Simplify Media?”
You reply with, “huh?”
Simplify Media is a must have app for the iPhone. Not only do you get to carry your whole music library wherever you go, you get to carry yours and 30 of your friends as well.
First iPhone App Review: Distant Shore
by jared on Feb.26, 2009, under Blogs, Jared Callan, iPhone App Review
If you have an iPod Touch or an iPhone, I bet you’ve downloaded an app or two.
If you have no idea what I’m talking about or if you’ve been living in a cave for the past six months, go here and learn and then come back.
Everyone on the same page now? Good.
I’ve downloaded tons of apps on my iPhone. I’ve tried the free ones and the paid ones. I even jailbroke my iPhone and fooled around with all of the cool mods that are available in Cydia, which is a must-do but I’ll save that for another time.
There are hundreds of apps out there but most of them are bullshit. Sure, some of them are funny. I mean, who doesn’t want to be the cool kid at school who has a fart machine or a “Thats What She Said” button on hand at all times. You can be the life of the party…for at least ten minutes. Any longer than that, someone is going to come after you with a chainsaw. Trust me. I know.
So, I’ve decided to do a weekly app review, that will hopefully help you weed through the crappy apps and find the cool and useful ones. I’m going to start off with one that I’ve been playing with for about a week now: Distant Shore.
Question everything.
by jared on Jan.03, 2009, under Blogs, Jared Callan
So, how do you know anything for a fact? Really? What do you know to be a fact?
Does she love you?
Do you love her?
Is this what you want?
I am cursed to question everything. I think I get this from my dad. He is the kind of person that will think about a conversation, days after it has happened.
I am a completely over analytical person.
Why did she say that?
What does that mean?
Maybe Matt was right…
Anyways, there’s only one thing that turns that part of my brain off…
Cheers!
- Jared
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