Archive for September, 2009
Look! Its the third season of the Shut Up and Listen Podcast.
We kick this season off in style with three local bands from Memphis!
Tiffany Harmon, Other Stories, and Emily Anderson grace us with their musical talent, while Jared and Justin pick their brains.
Check out the bands here:
Listen and love them!
Download the songs from this episode here.
ARIES: Beauty is only skin deep. But that knife wound you’ll get this week goes to the bone.
TAURUS: A rare gift awaits you this week. The gift of scabies.
GEMINI: Saturn is in retrograde in your star sign this week, which, of course, means it’s runny sore time for you.
CANCER: You will receive a message from your ancestors this week, which you probably won’t read, as it has postage due.
LEO: A voyage of discovery awaits you this week, as you are shanghaied by a rowdy gang of Asian pirates/marine biologists.
VIRGO: Life imitates art for you this week. Oddly it’s imitating Art Carney from the Star Wars Christmas special, and soon your best friend will be a Wookie.
LIBRA: Set your goals high this week, as you might as well fail big.
SCORPIO: Do not wager your soul for a golden fiddle, as you are not as good a fiddler as Johnny, and the devil has been a-practicing.
SAGITTARIUS: You know who’s ever seen a centaur? No one, that’s who.
CAPRICORN: You gain fame this week when a famous delicatessen names a sandwich after you. You gain even more fame when every person who eats that sandwich gets swarms of intestinal parasites.
AQUARIUS: You will prove to be the glue that holds your social circle together when your friends murder you and grind your bones into paste on Tuesday.
PISCES: It’s 2009. No one cares about your Rubik’s Cube skills anymore.
ARIES: You will experience a once in a lifetime event this week. Of course, death only does happen once, right?
TAURUS: Despite your greatest efforts, they are not going to make a Rock Band game based on your crappy jam band.
GEMINI: Love will play a part in your week, as people do in fact love beating you with sticks.
CANCER: The future is yours to command. As long as you command it to be extremely woeful.
LEO: A penny saved is a penny earned, but, really, so what. It’s a penny.
VIRGO: Knowledge awaits you! As does gibbering madness when you accidentally read that copy of the Necronomicon lying around.
LIBRA: You have nothing to fear but fear itself. Also rabid bugbears.
SCORPIO: Fill your days with laughter and song, for your nights will be filled with horrifying loneliness punctuated by bouts of knifings.
SAGITTARIUS: Don’t get us wrong. We enjoy a good mythological story as much as anyone. But, come on, a Centaur? That’s just ridiculous.
CAPRICORN: Judge not, lest ye be judged. Unless you are, in fact, a judge. In which case, carry on.
AQUARIUS: Turns out those are not 99 luft balloons. They are enormous hornets. So, you’ve got that to deal with.
PISCES: The good news: Your life story is being made into a film this week! The bad news? Nicolas Cage is attached.
Stay a while and listen.
Jared and Justin tell you of the things to come in season three of the Shut Up and Listen Podcast.
Topics include but are not not limited to; What’s in Snapple, what we’ve been up to, Justin wants a sand garden, working on the film “Camouflage,” Jared’s new film project, college stories, Justin’s dream about Paul McCartney, and plans for future shows!
Enjoy and listen below.
I came across this page and its pretty amazing.
Some people have too much free time and money…and they use it amuse me, by making beautiful things like this:
I’m gonna try it.
You should too. Check it out.
If you’re like me, and thats pretty scary, then sometimes you like to push things to the max. Sometimes I like to see how far I can take things…just to see what the breaking point is. Crazy huh?
Anyways, I’ve been running my car really low on gas these days. What can I say?! I stay pretty broke…maybe I’m trying to push myself to the edge, just to see how far I can stretch the pennies I do have.
So yeah, the photo above is my car’s way of telling me that it’s hungry and I just keep saying, “Just a few more miles…just a few more.” Wonder if I can make it home today…its only 23 miles…
I was driving to work today and I saw this truck that said GraybaR, on the back.
It reminded me of the Electric Six song, Gay Bar. Good start to the day, I think.